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Akon's futuristic city inspired by Wakanda officially canceled | Not the Bee
I bet this is somehow the fault of white Christian men!
Florida might make customers gut and behead their own chickens if they buy from small farmers 😬 | Not the Bee
I don't know about you, but whenever I buy a chicken I tend to like it headless, footless and gutless.
Jasmine Crockett says the guys who tried to assassinate Trump were Trump supporters 🤡 | Not the Bee
Just when I tought Jasmine Crockett could not get any dumber, she proves me wrong.
Monty Python's Terry Gilliam might have to scrap his latest film satirizing wokeness because Donald Trump killed the movement | Not the Bee
The absurdist Monty Python star Terry Gillam, known for films like Brazil and 12 Monkeys, is all set to make a brand-new movie that satirized wokeness.
Fired federal officials are plotting to topple the government by convincing those who remain to be bad at their jobs | Not the Bee
For years, there have been accusations and denials that organizations like USAID were involved in coordinating and funding color revolutions (political subversions mixed with popular uprisings) that toppled the governments of other nations.
Lightning Strike Causes Balk, Which Brings In Run During Minor League Game | Not the Bee
The balk is one of the most confusing rules in baseball, so let's go over a simplified version of this complicated rule real quick:
Everyone is freaked out by how quiet LA’s freeways are. Is it because ICE came to town? | Not the Bee
The last several days, people have been in awe at the tranquility of Los Angeles' roads.
Flying beach umbrellas are no joke, but I might laugh at this one | Not the Bee
I shouldn't laugh at this, but the caption says this person walked away unharmed so ...
Biden's doctor pleads the 5th when asked about the 25th | Not the Bee
In another case of Washington D.C. being the most ridiculously corrupt place on the planet, Biden's doctor just testified to Congress today.
Ronald McDonald statue stolen from Pennsylvania McDonald's | Not the Bee
They're calling it a McNapping, and rightfully so.
The Giants hit a walkoff inside-the-park homer last night | Not the Bee
You've seen a walkoff home run, but have you seen an inside-the-park walkoff home run?
Mattel Introduces New Diabetes Barbie | Not the Bee
This is Not The Bee, not to be confused with The Babylon Bee.
The CEO of X just resigned | Not the Bee
So this just happened:
Man sentenced for sharing Hillary Clinton memes acquitted by appellate court 🙌 | Not the Bee
There's been a major update in free speech and it comes as a great relief to one of Trump's original keyboard warriors from 2016.
The conservasphere is a bit confused about Trump's new military aid to Ukraine | Not the Bee
Looks like World War 3 is back on the menu, boys!
Former NHL player lays the smackdown on drunk guy at Canadian golf course | Not the Bee
I'm going to show you this video but I will warn you that the drunk man who before the video starts was too obliterated to even tee up his ball gets exactly what's coming to him and it's pretty ugly.
Temple University is now offering a course in rapper Kendrick Lamar. For real. | Not the Bee
At a time when people are questioning the usefulness of going to college, we get this:
Houthi pirates released a lame hype video of them hijacking this cargo ship | Not the Bee
Yemen's military, also commonly known as Houthi pirates, is continuing its reign of terror and religious fanatic retardation in the Red Sea.
Someone told Grok not to be politically correct and it immediately went "MechaHitler." Let's talk about what this means. | Not the Bee
I think the lesson here is that large-language models either need to be neutered so they're lame, or taught the Gospel so they don't go full Hitler.