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"I wanted to know what it was like to choke someone out": Florida judge releases repeat felon on bond despite new rape charge | Not the Bee
Why do judges keep letting violent criminals out on the streets?
John Fetterman says Trump voters "are not fascists, they're not Nazis" | Not the Bee
John Fetterman has something to say about the whole "Republicans are Nazis" line.
Starving Gazans Somehow Gained Back All Their Body Weight One Day After War Ends | Not the Bee
Propaganda in the digital age is truly something to behold.
Judge blocks Trump administration from laying off federal employees during shutdown | Not the Bee
We don't even have to write headlines anymore; it's just fill-in-the-blank.
Did Hakeem Jeffries just try to bash Republicans by way of slam poetry? | Not the Bee
Dollar Store Obama is doing slam poetry now.
LA County Declares State Of Emergency To Help Illegal Aliens Avoid ICE | Not the Bee
Los Angeles County has declared a state of emergency to ensure "that the full weight of County government is aligned to support our immigrant communities who are being targeted by federal actions."
Mail-in envelope for California's redistricting proposition can show if voters picked "no" | Not the Bee
As mail-in ballots began arriving for California's redistricting plan, voters in some counties have found a strange feature in their ballot envelopes: A hole that shows if they voted "no."
Ketanji Brown Jackson compares black Americans to disabled people while defending redistricting law that gives special treatment to blacks | Not the Bee
The Supreme Court is hearing arguments on Wednesday that may overturn the Voting Rights Act of 1965, a law that requires states to discriminate against non-black voters in order to meet racial quotas for congressional districting.
Dems could lose 19 seats if Supreme Court overturns race-based "Voting Rights Act" | Not the Bee
A case in Louisiana could put the Voting Rights Act of 1965, enacted by LBJ, before the Supreme Court.
This guy puts cameras on Hot Wheels. It's some of the best content on the internet. | Not the Bee
When I was a young boy, I loved playing with Hot Wheels cars.
Trump to reporter: "I don't take questions from ABC Fake News after what you did with Stephanopoulos" | Not the Bee
On Sunday, ABC host George Stephanopoulos cut off JD Vance's interview because Vance refused to acknowledge a debunked story about Tom Homan accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents who tried to entrap him.
Kamala Harris: "Some people have actually said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president" | Not the Bee
Kamala Harris has been in the spotlight lately with the release of her new book.
Secretary Hegseth sends overweight Texas Guardsmen home (the memes are glorious) | Not the Bee
Remember how God told Gideon to send soldiers home who weren't situationally aware?
WATCH: RFK's wife systematically dismantled the ladies of "The View" for attacking her husband | Not the Bee
Cheryl Hines, wife of RFK Jr., walked into the lion's den yesterday, appearing on "The View" where the hosts apparently wanted to talk about her husband and not her.
Portland judge fines car thief one bottle of Baja Blast Mountain Dew | Not the Bee
According to OregonLive, Chezarae Walter got pulled over speeding out of a WinCo Supermarket while driving a stolen vehicle she had put through the wringer.
Two teens who attacked Big Balls avoid jail | Not the Bee
The kickoff to Trump's law and order push began when DOGE employee "Big Balls" (Edward Coristine) was brutally beaten in the streets of DC as he protected a woman from being carjacked.
Democrats Who Celebrated Charlie Kirk's Murder, Protected Jay Jones, Deeply Offended By Cringe Jokes In College Chat | Not the Bee
Politico released this on Tuesday, and it was promptly shared by top Democrats across the land:
Homeland Security: Mexican cartels now placing bounties on federal officers in Chicago | Not the Bee
Looks like Sicario 3 is going to be set in Chiraq, except this time it won't be fiction: